tsukishimake1:

my favorite tidbit about rome is that in the mid-1800s one of the popes didnt like the statues in rome having dicks so he ordered them knocked off. fast forward to the last decade or so and art historians in conjunction with the vatican are trying to erm. restore. the statues. but the dicks were just. kept in a box. so art historians are going around rome, with a box of dicks, trying to match them up to their owner.

(via extraneity)

envycamacho:

*has 10 second fantasy about someone u saw in public*

(via get-dressed-get-blessed)

strawberryalien:

kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”

"oh my gosh. look at her heart!"

(via danedehansolo)

blakvi:

With a thousand lies
And a good disguise
Hit ‘em right between the eyes ! 

So dance, fucker, dance.

(via psychedelicizing)

azealiar:

124:

rock fan: rap sucks, they don’t talk about anything that matters
the beatles: I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus, goo goo goo joob

white rock fans: I hate rap because it’s a very hype expression of black art also I’m gonna pretend like black ppl didn’t create rock and roll and keep drinking my beer with my gf on my couch because I’m lawn shit

(via danedehansolo)

rupsidaisy:

"for every hour you spend in class, you should be spending three hours studying" how bout i take a nap instead

(via danedehansolo)

freshest-tittymilk:

portraits-of-america:

     “I got both of them from local shelters. When I got her in 2006, the staff told me she was a shepherd husky. I go to the dog park, I’m meeting people with shepherd husky mixes, and they look nothing like her. I get in my car, I’m driving, I look in the rearview mirror, I see these eyes and I’m like, I’ve got a wolf in my car. Then, when she was 10-months old, there was a shepherd breeder and trainer in the dog park, and at the end of the lesson, the trainer came up to me and asked, ‘What kind of dog is that?’ And I’m thinking, Shepherd husky. You should know, you are a breeder. She said, ‘That’s a wolf.’” 

Bethlehem, PA

 

Thats mildly hilarious

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