I didn’t realize how chill teachers could be until I went to charter school and I seriously yelled “nice dick” at a teacher and didn’t get in trouble

i never thought i would read a sentence like this

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  • me: has one straight friend left
blue-author:

thegreenwolf:

People often think of fire as a destructive force, and it can be. But fire also rejuvenates the land. Many grasses have evolved root systems that survive fires so they can be renewed, and some trees and other plants have seeds that only germinate after a fire has come through. Plus fires clean out old dead wood and other debris, making it easier for fresh plant life to grow. 

It’s like a picture of the tide coming in, somewhere in the Elemental Chaos.

blue-author:

thegreenwolf:

People often think of fire as a destructive force, and it can be. But fire also rejuvenates the land. Many grasses have evolved root systems that survive fires so they can be renewed, and some trees and other plants have seeds that only germinate after a fire has come through. Plus fires clean out old dead wood and other debris, making it easier for fresh plant life to grow. 

It’s like a picture of the tide coming in, somewhere in the Elemental Chaos.

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becomemorefit:

crescere-ex-nihilo:

usuk-omg:

nowaitstop:

You have been visited by Baljeet, the Failed Test. If you do not reblog within ten seconds, you will fail your finals.

too risky man

just cus it’s baljeet

ah I can’t risk it this year will be my final finals

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barnvs:

please try not to ever forget that ron swanson is paying college tuition for andy to major in women’s studies

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overkoalified:

if i had one dollar for every time i went directly to the on sale section of any store i could afford to shop in the normal section

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